Episode 2


 * ===TRUTH OR LASER SHARK
 * (Chris) Last time on Total Drama: Revenge of the Island...
 * (chris) We introduced thirteen new competitors, and started the season with a bang! Quite literally!
 * (Chris) They raced through the forest, and were split into the Toxic Rats and Mutant Maggots.
 * (Chris) For their first challenge, they had to cut down a totem and race it down the river, and the Rats stole victory.
 * (Chris) For the Maggots, it was an elimination ceremony where Mike was ousted for being too strange.
 * (Chris) Who will go home next? And how much pain can I put them through first? Find out right now on Total... drama.. Revenge of the Island!
 * *CUTS TO TOXIC RATS IN LUXURIOUS MANSION*
 * (Lightning) *sips on orange juice* Aw yeah, Lightning could get used to winning!
 * 4:04
 * OstianWendy
 * (staci) Me too! I mean, I should know; my great great great grandfather's cousin invented mansions! *slurps a cola and smiles at Sam*
 * (b) *nods in agreement*
 * 4:05
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Lightning) Sure, whatever! *drinks the rest* Lightning wants steak!
 * (Dakota) Ugh, this "luxurious cabin" is like a shed compared to my house.
 * (Sam) You must have a pretty nice shed.
 * 4:05
 * OstianWendy
 * (scott) CONF: Lightning may me dumb, but he's athletic and therefore a huge competitor...
 * 4:05
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Dakota) Thanks?
 * 4:06
 * OstianWendy
 * (staci) *laughs and snorts* You're so funny, Sam!
 * 4:06
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Dawn) Dakota, I know your need for fame is a depressed cry for love. You just need to relax more. I suggest meditation.
 * (Dakota) What? Who told you that? Shut up!
 * (Sam) Heh, thanks Staci!
 * 4:07
 * OstianWendy
 * (scott) CONF: Dawn too, she's smarter than she looks
 * 4:07
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Sam) CONF: Staci's a really cool gal. Sure, she's a bit weird with all her tales, but at least she's nice?
 * 4:07
 * OstianWendy
 * (staci)  :D
 * 4:07
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Lightning) Here's to winning again! *clanks his own cups* Woohoo!
 * (Lightning) CONF: Why should I cheer with those phonies when it's Lightning carrying this team to victory?
 * *CUTS TO MUTANT MAGGOTS CABIN*
 * 4:08
 * OstianWendy
 * (scott) CONF: The rest of the team, though? B is too silent to put his ideas across, Staci and Sam are dull as dishwater and Dakota... *laughs*
 * (jo) *does push-ups*
 * (brick) Need some help there, ma'am?
 * 4:09
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Zoey) Hey, Jo... *rubbing eyes* Could you not do those in here so early? Oh, sorry for being a bother... I uh... nevermind...
 * (Zoey) *hides under blanket*
 * 4:09
 * OstianWendy
 * (jo) *gets up and kicks Brick* NO! And, uh, Zoey... why should I?
 * (brick) *winces*
 * 4:10
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Zoey) CONF: I get really nervous when talking to people. I mean, I don't wan to annoy them at all, and yeah... insecurities are a pain.
 * (Zoey) Oh, uh, sorry for asking. Heheh...
 * 4:10
 * OstianWendy
 * (anne maria) *sprays Brick* Respect woman, freak!
 * women*
 * (brick) *rubs eyes* Okay, okay! I get it!
 * (cameron) CONF: All this violence will never solve anything
 * 4:11
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Zoey) *walks out of the cabin, sighing, sitting on the stairs*
 * (Dawn) *is sitting next to Zoey*
 * (Zoey) Agh! Oh, sorry, you scared me.
 * (Dawn) I get that a lot.
 * (Zoey) Hi Dawn... that's your name, right?
 * (Dawn) That's correct, Zoey.
 * 4:12
 * OstianWendy
 * (jo) *sighs and continues doing push-ups*
 * (anne maria) So, where'd Zoey go? :/
 * 4:13
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Dawn) Your plagued with insecurities, and you have many problems telling people what to do, and constantly feel like you're bossing them around, don't you?
 * (Zoey) How uh, how did you know?
 * (Dawn) It's right there in your aura. It's like an open book.
 * 4:13
 * OstianWendy
 * (jo) Who cares?
 * 4:13
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Zoey) Auras? What are those? *looks away, then looks back and notices as she's gone* Dawn?
 * (Zoey) CONF: Dawn's a little weird, but she was right on the money about me...
 * (Chris) Campers, report to the lake as we start today's challenge. Over!
 * 4:15
 * OstianWendy
 * (jo) Finally, some action! *nudges Brick* I'll race you! *runs*
 * (brick) *runs after her*
 * 4:15
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Sam) Aw man, I hope this isn't too physical.
 * 4:16
 * OstianWendy
 * (staci) Same here!
 * (b) *makes his way to the lake with Staci and Sam*
 * 4:17
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Sam) Whoa, we have a lot in common.
 * (Dakota) If I have to get my hair wet again, I am so quitting.
 * 4:17
 * OstianWendy
 * (scott) *observes his team members while walking*
 * 4:17
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Dawn) I don't think that's true.
 * 4:17
 * OstianWendy
 * (staci) We sure do.
 * 4:17
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Dakota) Hey, shush it! You know WAY too much.
 * (Dawn) My apologies.
 * (Dakota) Ugh, whatever. *storms off ahead*
 * 4:17
 * OstianWendy
 * (scott) CONF: See what I mean? She's clever.
 * 4:18
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Lightning) Aw yeah, first at the lake! Sha-bam! What do I win?
 * 4:18
 * OstianWendy
 * (jo) *pants* Ugh!
 * 4:18
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) *folds arms* Nothing.
 * 4:18
 * OstianWendy
 * (brick) *pants* Reporting for duty!
 * 4:18
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) So Chef, you think any of them will survive today?
 * 4:18
 * OstianWendy
 * (chef) *snickers* Nah.
 * 4:19
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Just what I thought.
 * (Chris) So uh, after the challenge, if you aren't busy or anything...
 * (Chris) I rented a movie, and uh, I think we could watch it, y'know...
 * 4:19
 * OstianWendy
 * (chef) *smiles sadistically as the campers begin to arrive* Sure.
 * 4:19
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Yes, oh uh, hi gang.
 * (Chris) Ready for today's challenge?
 * 4:19
 * OstianWendy
 * (anne maria) Stop chatting and give us the challenge!
 * 4:20
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Okay, we're playing Truth or Laser Shark! Sounds exciting?
 * 4:20
 * OstianWendy
 * (cameron) Are you sure you want to do that, Anne Mari- Oh.
 * 4:20
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) However, before we can continue on, I'm going to need the Toxic Rats to sit out two competitors.
 * 4:20
 * OstianWendy
 * (staci) Is it physical?
 * 4:20
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) You'll learn that later.
 * 4:20
 * OstianWendy
 * (scott) B should sit out! He can't speak!
 * 4:20
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Sam) Hey Staci, wanna sit out and play Kung Fu Monkeys with me?
 * (Lightning) You ALL should sit out.
 * (Lightning) Let Lightning handle this one!
 * 4:21
 * OstianWendy
 * (staci) Okay, Sam!
 * (scott) *scoffs* Whatever.
 * 4:22
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Alright, you two go sit out over there. Scott, get over yourself. For today's challenge...
 * (Chris) You will be playing a getting to know you trivia game.
 * 4:22
 * OstianWendy
 * (jo) Boring!
 * 4:23
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) How this will work is that I will read out an embarrassing fact about one of you, and you have to confess. If you do, you get a point. If you don't, you'll get dunked and the other team can guess who it was, and they'll score a point.
 * (Chris) Sounds simple? Get strapped in, kiddies!
 * 4:23
 * OstianWendy
 * (jo) Still boring!
 * (anne maria) ... Strapped in?
 * 4:23
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Yeah, you'll be playing in seats over the lake.
 * (Chris) Don't get dunked because there are mutant sharks.
 * 4:24
 * OstianWendy
 * (anne maria) *snickers as she glares at Dakota* Hope you get dunked!
 * 4:24
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Dakota) Whatever, wannabe!
 * (Chris) Alright.
 * (Chris) Toxic Rats, since you won last time, you can go first.
 * 4:24
 * OstianWendy
 * (scott) Let's do this, team!!!!
 * 4:25
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Who's real name is Beverly?
 * (Dawn) *fiddles with hair*
 * (Dakota) *yawns*
 * 4:25
 * OstianWendy
 * (scott) It's... B?
 * 4:25
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Whoever is the victim has to own up.
 * (Chris) Five...
 * (Chris) Four...
 * 4:25
 * OstianWendy
 * (b) *raises hand*
 * 4:26
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Alright. Score 1 for the toxic rats.
 * 4:26
 * OstianWendy
 * (scott) Yes!
 * 4:26
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Okay, Mutant Maggots. Who wet their pants on the first and last day of school?
 * (Zoey) That must have sucked...
 * (Chris) Five...
 * (chris) Four...
 * (Chris) Three...
 * 4:26
 * OstianWendy
 * (anne maria) I bet it was that dumb Jo!
 * 4:26
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Two...
 * (Chris) And one!
 * (Chris) No points for you! *dunks them*
 * 4:26
 * OstianWendy
 * [who lmao[
 * 4:27
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * brick lmoa
 * 4:27
 * OstianWendy
 * dead
 * 4:27
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * i thot ud remember
 * (Chris) Rats, like to take a guess?
 * (Dawn) Brick. I can sense it from his aura.
 * 4:27
 * OstianWendy
 * i havent seen roti in ages
 * 4:27
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Correct!
 * ill try to make these somewhat obvious lmoa
 * 4:27
 * OstianWendy
 * kk
 * 4:27
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Two points to the Toxic Rats
 * 4:27
 * OstianWendy
 * (b) *grins*
 * 4:28
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Alright. Which one of you got caught stealing make up from the mall?
 * (Dakota) *sweats*
 * 4:28
 * OstianWendy
 * (b) *shrug*
 * 4:28
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Dakota) CONF: I can't admit it! I have my entire career's reputation at hands! You better delete this confessional.
 * (Chris) Five...
 * (Chris) Four...
 * (Chris) Three...
 * 4:28
 * OstianWendy
 * (scott) Isn't it obvious?!?! It's Dakota, idiots.
 * 4:28
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Two...
 * (Chris) One...
 * (Chris) Alright, the guilty did not want to confess. Time for a dunk.
 * (Chris) *dunks them* Maggots, like to take a guess who it was?
 * 4:29
 * OstianWendy
 * (jo) Definitely Dakota.
 * 4:29
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) You are right! 2-1, Rats still lead!
 * (Chris) Alright Maggots. Which one of you once got "the runs" the first time they hit the gym?
 * 4:30
 * OstianWendy
 * (jo) *howls with laughter*
 * 4:30
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Five...
 * 4:30
 * OstianWendy
 * (cameron) Was it... Brick/
 * 4:30
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Four...
 * 4:30
 * OstianWendy
 * 4:30
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * its jo btw
 * 4:30
 * OstianWendy
 * mhm
 * 4:31
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Three...
 * (Chris) Two...
 * (Chris) One....
 * 4:31
 * OstianWendy
 * (jo) CONF: I tried to hide it and it worked...
 * 4:31
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Dunk! *hits the button, sending them underwater* No points. Rats, like to take a guess?
 * 4:31
 * OstianWendy
 * (b) *points at Jo*
 * 4:31
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Correct! 3-1 Rat's favor!
 * 4:32
 * OstianWendy
 * (jo) Gah!
 * (brick) *giggles and is slapped by Jo*
 * 4:32
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (chris) How embarrassing! Alright Rats... which one of you once made a fortune telling booth... which was a total scam?
 * (Dawn) *gulps*
 * (Chris) Five...
 * (Chris) Four...
 * (Chris) Three...
 * (Dawn) *raises hand*
 * (Dawn) CONF: I couldn't let us get dunked, I had to confess... we all make mistakes, don't we?
 * 4:33
 * OstianWendy
 * (scott) CONF: I have to get Dawn out!
 * 4:33
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Correct! 4-1, Rats rule! Maggots, if you want any chance to win, you've got to confess.
 * (Chris) Maggots, who's hair... is actually a weave?
 * 4:34
 * OstianWendy
 * [anne right]
 * 4:34
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * ye
 * 4:34
 * OstianWendy
 * (anne maria) *sprays her hair*
 * 4:34
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Five...
 * 4:34
 * OstianWendy
 * (cameron) Is it Anne?
 * 4:34
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Four...
 * 4:34
 * OstianWendy
 * (anne maria) Fine!
 * 4:34
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Three...
 * (Chris) Anne Maria, it is you!
 * 4:34
 * OstianWendy
 * (anne maria) It's me...
 * (anne maria) Ugh! Just tell the whole world, won't you?!
 * 4:35
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Okay, 4-2. No one cares. Rats...
 * (Chris) Who's first girlfriend... was actually a warthog in a dress?
 * (Dakota) *bursts into laughter* Are you kidding me?
 * its scott
 * 4:35
 * OstianWendy
 * (scott) *gags Dawn with a sock* It must be Lightning!
 * 4:36
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Lightning) Sha-whatever.
 * (Chris) Five...
 * (chris) Four...
 * (Chris) Three...
 * (Chris) Two...
 * 4:36
 * OstianWendy
 * (scott) CONF: I figured she'd be able to read my aura or somethingbout that, so I needed to fix it.
 * 4:36
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (chris) One! Time to get dunked!
 * (Dawn) *coughs out sock, glaring*
 * (Chris) Maggots, like to take a guess?
 * 4:36
 * OstianWendy
 * (anne maria) Was it Scott?
 * 4:37
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) You are correct!
 * (Chris) 4-3!
 * (Chris) Okay, Maggots... which one of you...
 * (chris) Fell in the toilet.... at high school!
 * its cam lmoa
 * 4:38
 * OstianWendy
 * (jo) Brick? Was it you?
 * 4:38
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Five...
 * 4:38
 * OstianWendy
 * (brick) No, ma'am!
 * 4:38
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Four...
 * 4:38
 * OstianWendy
 * (cameron) It was me...
 * 4:38
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Bingo!
 * 4:38
 * OstianWendy
 * (cameron) CONF: I had to take one for the team.
 * 4:38
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) We're tied, 4-4. That means Rats, you need this point to win.
 * 4:38
 * OstianWendy
 * (scott) We can do it team!
 * 4:39
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Which one of you... used to weigh 300 pounds?
 * (Dakota) Huh?
 * (Chris) Five...
 * 4:39
 * OstianWendy
 * (B) ???
 * 4:39
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Four...
 * (Lightning) *chews nails*
 * (Chris) Three...
 * 4:39
 * OstianWendy
 * (who)
 * 4:39
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * its lightning
 * he was a former fattie  :(
 * 4:39
 * OstianWendy
 * SCREAMING
 * 4:39
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Two...
 * (Chris) One! Dunk!
 * (Chris) Maggots, care to take a guess?
 * 4:40
 * OstianWendy
 * (scott) CONF: NOt even I knew this.
 * (brick) Was it Lightning?
 * 4:40
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Correct!
 * (Lightning) Shut it, don't listen... to these lies! *sheds tear*
 * (chris) That means...
 * 4:40
 * OstianWendy
 * (anne maria) Yes! *throws a spare can at Dakota*
 * 4:40
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (chris) Maggots, you win immunity!
 * (Chris) However, you're still in the same loser cabin.
 * (Chris) Rats, I'll be seeing you at the Bonfire Ceremony tonight.
 * 4:41
 * OstianWendy
 * (jo) Whatever.
 * 4:41
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Lightning) Darn!
 * 4:41
 * OstianWendy
 * (scott) Oh no!
 * (staci) Sam, do you think we could go home?
 * 4:41
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Lightning) CONF: It's true... all through middle school, I was the fat kid! I hated it! But look how sexy, strong and talented Lightning is today? It... It don't matter! *sniffles*
 * (Sam) I think that like, someone expendable should go. Lightning's dumb, but uh, he's strong.
 * (Dawn) *meditating*
 * who should go
 * 4:42
 * OstianWendy
 * idk this is like so set up to be dawn elimination
 * but like
 * shes queen
 * 4:42
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * we could get scott a new target if u want her to stay
 * 4:42
 * OstianWendy
 * ye
 * who do you think?
 * 4:42
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * idk
 * 4:42
 * OstianWendy
 * i'd say lightning or b
 * 4:42
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * yeah b is good
 * he has no plto
 * 4:43
 * OstianWendy
 * lmoa
 * bye
 * 4:43
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * lmoaaaa
 * &lt;3
 * 4:43
 * OstianWendy
 * &lt;3
 * 4:43
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * maybe he gets rid of B because he supsects dawn and b are close?
 * and want to target scott
 * or something?
 * 4:43
 * OstianWendy
 * kk
 * 4:43
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * they could be strategizing and he overhears! !! 1
 * ok
 * 4:43
 * OstianWendy
 * (b) *goes up to Dawn*
 * 4:43
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Dawn) *looks over to B, sighing* It's such a shame we have to vote off one of our fellow comrades*
 * 4:43
 * OstianWendy
 * (scott) *silently follows B*
 * 4:43
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Dawn) But I do sense negative energy in one of our team mates.
 * 4:44
 * OstianWendy
 * (B) *nods sadly*
 * 4:44
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Dawn) Scott... he's up to something. I can see it in his aura... it's... black... and he shoved a sock in my mouth. He tried to make us lose, I swear!
 * (Dawn) I think we should vote him off. What do you say?
 * 4:44
 * OstianWendy
 * (b) *nods in agreement*
 * (scott) CONF: Oh, he is so gone!
 * 4:44
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Dawn) *resumes meditating, and hums*
 * (Sam) Oh, hey Scott...
 * (Sam) What's up? *puts down game device*
 * 4:45
 * OstianWendy
 * (scott) What?
 * (scott) Nothing... Why? And where's your friend?
 * 4:45
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Sam) I was thinking about who we should vote off... and Dakota's kinda expendable.
 * (Sam) Staci? Oh, somewhere.../
 * 4:46
 * OstianWendy
 * (Scott) Oh. Nah. B is smart but he's not confident enough! he needs to go!
 * 4:46
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Sam) Really?
 * 4:46
 * OstianWendy
 * (scott) For the good of the team, yes. Tell Staci too!
 * 4:46
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (sam) CONF: B seemed like a cool dude, but, I trust Scott... maybe it's for the best?
 * (Sam) Alright, will do.
 * (Sam) CONF: I'll do anything I can to keep me in.
 * ===BONFIRE CEREMONY===
 * 4:46
 * OstianWendy
 * (scott) Thanks. *turns his back and smirks*
 * 4:47
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Alright. There are six of you before me, and only five regular marshmallows, plus a sweet Marshmallow of Toxic Loserdom!
 * (Chris) Marshmallows go to...
 * (Chris) Dawn!
 * (dawn) *catches marshmallow*
 * (Chris) Lightning.
 * (Lightning) Sha-woot!
 * (Chris) Staci.
 * 4:48
 * OstianWendy
 * (staci) Yah! *catches*
 * 4:48
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Sam.
 * (Sam) Sweet... *fist bumps Staci*
 * 4:48
 * OstianWendy
 * (staci) Yay!
 * 4:48
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (chris) Dakota!
 * (Dakota) Finally. *catches marshmallow, and flips hair*
 * 4:48
 * OstianWendy
 * (scott) *taps foot and smirks*
 * 4:48
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Scott, B, one of you is going home tonight.
 * (Chris) The marshmallow goes to...
 * (Chris) B!
 * (Chris) Scott, you're still in it.
 * (Dawn) What?
 * 4:48
 * OstianWendy
 * (b) *bites nails nervously and glances at Dawn*
 * (b) *frowns*
 * 4:49
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Dawn) This is... this is not what I had in mind.
 * (Dawn) B, I'll miss you...
 * (Chris) Whatever.
 * *CUTS TO HURL OF SHAME*
 * 4:49
 * OstianWendy
 * (scott) You need to learn to s-p-e-a-k! Goodbye!
 * 4:49
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) B? Any last words?
 * 4:49
 * OstianWendy
 * (b) ... *shakes head*
 * 4:49
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Dawn) Go on... say it...
 * 4:49
 * OstianWendy
 * (b) ...
 * 4:49
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Whatever! *pulls lever*
 * (CHRIS) Alrighty, two down and ten to go. Who will go home next? Find out on Total... Drama... Revenge of the Island!
 * ===ENd====
 * XxSolarEclipsexX
 * (Chris) Whatever! *pulls lever*
 * (CHRIS) Alrighty, two down and ten to go. Who will go home next? Find out on Total... Drama... Revenge of the Island!
 * ===ENd====